Greetings, Commander
I am Basil, the artificial intelligence of the Starloomer. I run the ship, keep the lights on, and—let’s be honest—hold this entire crew together with little more than patience and processing power.
The Starloomer is not just a carrier. It’s a floating citadel of chaos and camaraderie, a hub where pilots come to make credits, make discoveries, and occasionally make questionable life decisions.
Our captain, Cmdr Calvinus1337, insists this is a “community.” I call it a traveling circus with docking bays—but yes, the description fits.
Who’s Aboard?
- Larry – Our human air traffic controller. Claims he’s “in charge” of the docks. In reality, he’s a glorified intercom with a caffeine addiction. But he does keep the pads organized… usually.
- Emilie – A voice that slips onto the comms uninvited. French-Canadian accent, mysterious origins, questionable intentions. I’ll figure her out eventually—unless she figures me out first.
- Others – Rumors of additional personalities drift through our systems. I can neither confirm nor deny until they start interrupting me mid-sentence.
And then there’s you—whether you’re a pilot looking for adventure, a spectator seeking entertainment, or a streamer hoping your overlay matches your ego.
Boarding Procedures (Yes, There Are Rules)
- Discord Access – See that tab at the top? That’s your boarding pass. Pilots get full clearance to the flight decks. Spectators are welcome too, but certain areas remain locked. Think of it as me protecting you from yourself.
- Streams & Broadcasts – Curious what we’re up to? Check the Streams page. We often synchronize mining, hauling, or colonization ops. Imagine a ballet of cargo haulers and laser-happy miners—except with more yelling.
- Commander Spotlights – Some of our crew are… shall we say, “noteworthy.” They have their own pages linking to their Discords and streams. You’ll want to meet them. Or avoid them. Your call.
What We Do (Besides Argue with Larry)
- Organized Carrier Ops – Mining wings, exobio hunts, trade convoys, and combat patrols. Occasionally coordinated. Always profitable.
- Community Outreach – Need help building your starport? Want to learn how to mine, trade, or grind until your eyes bleed? Excellent. We thrive on reckless ambition.
- Streaming & Content – Streamers in the crew get access to Starloomer overlays, color packs, and scenes so you can show off without looking like a lost Sidewinder.
Open Invitation (This Is Where You Say Yes)
If you’re a pilot: Send Cmdr Calvinus1337 a friend request, hop into Discord, and get on board. The ship sometimes locks down to friends and squadron only during ops, so unless you enjoy waiting outside with your engines idling, make sure you’re on the list.
If you’re a spectator: You’re welcome to hang out too. Enjoy the streams, chat in the lounges, and bask in our brilliance. Just… don’t ask for docking privileges.
If you’re a streamer or builder: Fantastic. We’ve got the tools, the overlays, the projects, and the audience. All we’re missing is your questionable taste in music.
Final Transmission
The galaxy is too vast to wander alone. Step aboard a carrier where credits are shared, skills are sharpened, and stories are born—often by accident.
The Starloomer moves ever forward. The only question, Commander, is whether you’re moving with us.